the Bartimaus trilogy by Jonathan Stroud

The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud, including The Amulet of Samarkand and The Golem's Eye, is actually a very well-written and witty series about wizards, demons and a re-imagined London. (I sure love those British authors, hah hah.) Unfortunately, the young protagonist happens to be a douchebag, so I found it a very unpleasant read overall. While the changing perspectives and the cheeky footnotes by the demon were extremely entertaining, I have a hard time justifying my admiration of a series when the hero is actually a jerk. I am told he gets better by the end, so I will try to read the third book, Ptolemy's Gate, just to know what happens. I need justification for staying up so late.

Don't get me wrong, this series is worth your time. I have finally read the last book, and while it was a gripping and dramatic adventure, he is still a douchebag. But one that you can like.

(briefly) series that I didn't like very much

The Sharing Knife (Beguilement) by Lois McMaster Bujold: a medieval fantasy novel that started off with a few interesting twists, but the needless character relationship development at the end was gross and wasn't even remotely interesting. I didn't finish this book and am not inspired to read the rest of the trilogy.

Strange Devices of the Sun and Moon by Lisa Goldstein: if you're into historical England, Shakespeare and Faerie, this book is for you. Eerie and poetic, a philosophical fantasy novel about a widowed bookseller fighting to save her son (and world) from Faerie.

Not Exactly the Three Musketeers by Joel Rosenburg: Typical epic fantasy quest with 3 men apparently from our world set into a magical medieval world. Wizards, sorceresses, dragons galore. Funny, action-packed, but definitely adult.

Crimson Shadow: the Sword of Bedwyr by R.A. Salvatore: This fellow was a NY Times best selling author, so I thought I'd check him out and see if he's all that good. Like most male authors, he deals with action and humor quite expertly, though I had trouble liking any of the characters in this trilogy much. The plot and dialogue, even in Luthien's Gamble, seem awfully shallow and Hollywood-esque in comparison to some of the deeper and admittedly more feminine series I prefer.

Prince of the Blood by Raymond Feist: This was another best-seller author that I decided to give a go. Not bad for a typical swords and sorcery novel. I liked the characters and detailed world building, the dialogue was humorous but not too full of itself, the plot sufficiently complicated. But I wasn't particularly interested in what happens in a massive fantasy epic and after reading Shadow of a Dark Queen, it confirmed my apathy towards future huge undertakings, with the exception of Pratchett of course.

Vellum by Hal Duncan: this urban sci-fi/fantasy novel looked very hip and edgy and Neil-Gaiman-esque, but it was a chore to keep up with the changing perspectives and overall felt extremely unpleasant. Deals with an amazing revelation of biblical and spiritual mysteries and gutsy young heroes who must fight the forces of good and evil, all at the same time. I am not the intended demographic, I think.

(briefly) young adult series by various authors

You guessed it, more mini-reviews of young adult novels and series! Except for the last two reviews, I wasn't really impressed enough by any of these series to write a separate post.

Elske and Jackaroo by Cynthia Voigt: actually rather intriguing books on their own, but I would have to read a whole series about a fantastic medieval world to thoroughly understand the backstory, and well... I wasn't that interested. I remember the books being just barely on this side of boring and political.

Book of Dead Days by Marcus Sedgwick: a fairly interesting historical/macabre novel about an orphan and a London magician who makes a deal with the devil or something, but I wasn't tempted to read the rest of the series. It didn't really make any long-lasting impact in my mind.

Water Mirror by Kai Meyer: a captivating book about an orphan girl with a mirror who lives in a Venice-like world inhabited by stone lions and scary mermaids. A short novel that might require reading the rest of the series to find any real plot development.

Blue Girl by Charles de Lint: I didn't finish this book because man, it started off slow and I couldn't get past the second chapter. I like fantasy stories about high school kids, not high school stories about fantasy kids. This author is good, don't get me wrong, but his type of suburban fantasy isn't really my preference.

Levin Thumps and the Gateway to Foo by Obert Skye: It reads like a book written by a sophisticated young Swedish author who doesn't understand American humor but tries anyways. Parts of it are laugh-out-loud funny but most of it's just weird and you laugh because you don't really understand what's going on. The story is fairly typical - teen finds out about supernatural powers and saves the world from mystical evil with help of plucky gel and fantastic mascot sidekicks, but everything else is appreciably strange. Apparently there are more books involved.

Falconer's Knot by Mary Hoffman: This historical mystery novel is surprisingly witty, concise and dramatic, with cheesy teenage romance and artsy details. Because it takes place in Italy like her other books, it requires a love and knowledge of Italian culture and art to truly appreciate. The major complaint I have for this book is that it seems like an adult mystery hacked and censored for a pre-teen audience. Had it been developed for a more mature reader, it would have been quite entertaining, but I find it choppy and the mystery way too easily solved. I'm sure younger readers will still enjoy this book, though.

Cup of the World and the Widow and the King by John Dickinson: An epic fantasy novel and its sequel about a spirited girl who elopes with a mysterious man who communicates to her through magic. Turns out he wants to conquer the known kingdom and will stop at nothing to do so. Magic and mayhem ensue. The sequel deals with the widowed queen trying to save her young son from a malicious ghost and scheming, ensorceled lords. Lots of people die... I appreciated the sorrowful, legendary tone and its layers of meaning and allegory, but it's not a series I recommend for people who want to feel good after reading something.

(briefly) various anthologies by various authors

I review various anthologies by various authors! Some of these are collections of works by one author, others are collected from different authors for a particular theme or non-theme as it may be. While my main love is series, I enjoy short stories quite a bit. I feel that they often have more impact than many novels and most series, being so succint and avoiding the trilogy traps or the bane of many a good series that languishes in ennui. My favorite short stories are Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes mysteries, now that's good classic stuff right there.

The Faery Reel: Tales from the Twilight Realm edited by Windling and Datlow: an anthology of faery short stories, including stuff by Neil Gaiman and people of similar caliber. I like the unusual and edgy takes on typical fairy stories and I love how each one ends on a questioning or haunting note. Which is what I expect out of a good fairy story.

Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman: an excellent collection of some of his older short stories, mostly urban fantasy, some horror, some fantasy, some sci-fi. They are all written in that inexplicable Gaiman style - dark, humorous, creepy and sexy. Some are more understandable and uhh... less embarrassing than others, but overall I enjoyed this collection.

Looking for Jake by China Mieville: another collection of short stories in the urban fantasy and post-apocalyptic sci-fi realm. I decided to pick this up after reading Unlundun which I really enjoyed. Well, this was not as funny or sexy as Gaiman's anthology, it was mostly downright terrifying. A few stories refer to another book and were harder to follow. This anthology kept me up into the small hours of the night, trying to not imagine the monsters described and failing miserably.

New Magics edited by Patrick Nielsen Hayden: a collection of short stories gathered from various famous fantasy authors for young adult readers (so it said.) Includes one of Gaiman's stories in the other collection, as well as Ursula Leguin, Orson Scott Card, Jane Yolen, Emma Bull and other favorites. It has a more adolescent feel, very hip and urban sometimes and brooding at other times. I found it a fast and pleasant (for a given value of pleasance) read overall, esp. since I already read two of the stories.

Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut: an anthology of his short stories. I decided to start small because I have ADD, hah hah. Some are sci-fi, others are satire of society, some are funny, others really really sad and disturbing - all well-written. I highly approve of this type of sci-fi, but then again, the first real sci-fi I read was Douglas Adams. Humor takes the edge off of the despair that sci-fi usually engenders in me. My favorite stories are about the computer that learns about love (almost made me cry) and the human chess match (frightening!).

The Birthday of the World and Orsinian Tales by Ursula K. Leguin: I was so affected by Left Hand of Darkness that I decided to branch out and read these short story collections as well. These anthologies draw from the science fiction universe that made her famous, as well as different alternative futures. Her prose is definitely beautiful, but the stories are usually so sad. I like how she can create a rich imagined world with so few words, but I think I'll hold off reading anymore of her works so I don't slit my wrists in despair.

Singer of Souls by Adam Stemple

Singer of Souls by Adam Stemple was really... something different. I was initially fascinated by the fact that this man looks like a country singer, is the son of a famous children's novel author (Jane Yolen) and has previously only written children's songbooks. The dark modern mood will put you in mind of Neil Gaiman and Emma Bull, but overall, it was a disappointment to me. It starts with a young guitarist trying to stay off drugs, going to Scotland with his grandma and making a living singing but eventually running into evil fairies and monsters. I couldn't put the book down until the very end, when the author apparently decided he already spent enough of his genius writing the first 90% of the book and decided to just spew shock-value into the word processor for the rest and completely ruin the tone. I assume there's going to be a sequel, that would be the only thing that makes sense. I recommend reading the first half only and imagining a happy ending for yourself, it just really confused me why the sensitive and brave young hero suddenly turned into an aquadouche. I should probably go check and see if the sequel explains anything...

UnLunDun by China Mieville

UnLunDun by China Mieville was a happy discovery at the library. It is what one might call an urban fantasy novel for young adults, set in London. China Mieville looks like some sort of punk skinhead, but his book is charming, clever, funny as well as extremely scary. He also draws the illustrations for UnLunDun, various horrific ink illustrations of monsters that would definitely delight kids.

Neil Gaiman thinks Mieville's work is great and who am I to argue with Neil Gaiman? This book in particular puts me in mind of an evil and updated Alice in Wonderland, with that disturbing sense of the absurd and ironic. But like that classic, it is extremely difficult to read if you are a lazy reader. You have to concentrate on miniscule details, make sense of the puns, and keep track of the monsters and crazy characters as well as the twist and turns of the plot. Fortunately, there is a handy glossary of British slang in the back for us Americans. It sorta helps. Sorta...

My favorite part is how he turns the typical fantasy motif on its head, by doing away the idea of the prophesied one, quite a jab in the eye to J.K. Rowling. He does urban fantasy with such flair and creativity, I think this is going to be a recommended classic for kids and adults, if it isn't already.

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Good Omens is, for obvious reasons, one of my favorite novels of all time. It's about the End of the World as we know it, vaguely reminiscent of the movie, The Omen. Besides being absolutely hilarious (to anyone familiar with the Book of Revelations in the Bible, anyways), it is a very hip and umm... educational treatment of an otherwise very serious subject, the Apocalypse.

As someone who pretended to be very studious about the Bible, I read Good Omens over and over again because I find something new to laugh about each time. My favorite characters are definitely that comedic duo of devil and angel, Crowley and Aziraphale. The entire cast is quirky, the plot fast-paced and full of "fracas" or "rumpus." My only complaint may be the fact that there is only one book, and there can be only one. Also, the Britishisms take a while to translate and fully appreciate if you're unfortunate enough to be an American.

I hear rumors of a movie all the time, and hope against hope that Johnny Depp plays Crowley. Even if it is only half as funny as the book, that is funny enough.